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sonic the lesbian is a hedgehog

wait i fucked it up.

guys stop reblogging this.

me when i definitely don’t have plany off time: oobh i got plany off time

i still cannot get over the fact that fiddleford mcgucket’s name is literally fiddleford mcgucket who the fuck names their kid that

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

21% never been badly injured???? I know it's a small sample size but do y'all just not do anything?

yes

Fair enough, congratulations on all the avoidin greivous bodily harm

im actually speechless

I actually did this for math finals

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee