i'm not saying all the texts for Hercules from Megara, but def all the texts for them.
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: It’s 4 PM and you are still not awake?[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: You’ve been fighting all night, haven’t you
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: I love you, so much. I can barely breathe while thinking about you being hurt. I just wish to return to you, without those evil hags displaying my beating heart like some sort of jewel. I’d save you again, over and over again, until no one will harm you. Marriage means sacrifices – and I promised you to be there for you in sickness and in health, remember?
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Rex @ four jacks.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: told youuuu! [ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: I can ex an entire btle outo[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: OUZO
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: fuck me on Caroline’s throne[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: I’m wearing lingerie, just for you, Wonderboy[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Today we’ll rejoin the heavens.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Alright, 6 AM, time to go to bed.[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Have been running around for them for the last ten hours. [ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Sleep well, Wonderboy.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Why won’t you listen to me?![ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: I’ve told you, time and time again, how DANGEROUS fighting against them will be[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: You’re a fucking moron, you know that?[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Listen. To. Me.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: No way we’re eating Thai tonight.[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: I thought we’d agreed on Italian?
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: We can die, Hercules[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Red’s dead. It’s just a matter of time until they squeeze my heart like a soft pita bread.[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: You will have to let me go.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Never thought I’d write this, but: [ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: I cooked some dinner for us, already fed Pegasus and managed to even pair a wine to our date. It’s all set. ♥
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: If you punch someone[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Do you go right for the throat or the ribs?
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: I’m off ALL day today![ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: Wanna go somewhere only we know?!
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: I told you I’m not interested in a hatefuck, Fritz[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: You can catch these hands later, tho
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: I was never good enough for you, am I right?[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: You deserve better than me.[ MESSAGE → WONDERBOY]: You are still a god in my book.