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*inhales sharply* yeahs that’s a pretty Neil freaking Josten thing to do

Bold of you to assume Neil would ignore Andrew's threats

Bold of you to assume he wouldn't obey him so he would stop "not" worrying about him so much

Bold of you to assume that Andrew isn’t constantly “not” worrying about Neil at an average rate on an hourly basis anyway. (This IS Neil we’re talking about after all)

Yeah, but bold of you to assume he isn't extra not worried and wlling to use brute force to make him go to Abby

Bold of you to assume Andrew can even use brute force to get Neil to do anything, and not because he’d never harm a hair on Neil’s junkie head (he’d never ever) but Andrew would have to catch Neil first

Bold of you to assume he wouldn't be tender while using brute force. And bold of you to assume Neil would run from Andrew

Bold of you to assume Andrew would use tender brute force while Neil is bleeding from a stab wound. And bold of you to assume Andrew wouldn’t enjoy chasing and catching Neil (*cough*foreplay *cough*)

Bold of you to assume he would enjoy it while Neil is losing blood unnecessarily. And bold of you to assume he wouldnt use it if it means Neil would get proper care for his wound immediately

Bold of you to assume Andrew enjoys anything ever. And bold of you to assume Andrew or Neil would know what proper care was if it hit them over the head, I’m sure Neil thinks he could stitch himself up fine with dental floss and vodka he stole from Kevin

Bold of you to assume Andrew doesn't enjoy anything. Neil would be enraged at hearing those fool words. And bold of you to assume Andrew doesn't know what taking proper care is while he's the Mom of the Monsters

Bold of you to assume that Andrew is the mother of the monsters when he clearly would disown them all and act like they don’t exist in public even while stalking them at a distance

Bold of you to assume that isn't his way of taking care of them

Bold of you to assume he would allow anyone to even fathom the idea of him taking care of anyone

Bold of you to assume anyone would care about that because they know deep down he's a softy. Also, its their unspoken secret

Bold of you to assume that Andrew being an utter softy is a secret and not just secretly adorable

Bold of you to assume anyone would call him out on it aside from Neil

Bold of you to assume that the upperclassmen wouldn't just to tease Neil

Bold of you to assume they're that suicidal aside from Allison

Bold of you to assume any of the Foxes have any self preservation left after that first year with Neil

This was a lot for me.

Believe me, I think this is a lot for everyone lmao. This is not the first time we've gone on tangents on other people's posts, I think our record was over 40 reblogs, at least 20 each. Poor op, @nikipuppeteer we are terrors

Bold of you to assume they wouldn't still be a bit cautious nor stop teasing once Neil baby Josten tells them to stop making his angry blonde uncomfortable

Bold of you to assume said angry blond wouldn't make the situation even more uncomfortable and pull a knife out (not of Neil because you dont remove things from wounds when they're helpfully keeping the blood inside.)

Bold of you to assume that wouldn't shut them the fuck up

Bold of you to assume that Nicky knows how to shut up

Bold of you he didn't learn how to behave infront of Andrew

That got kinda dark there niki, if you think of the implications behind that statement, but bold of you to assume that Nicky doesn’t know how to behave in a way that Andrew accepts while still not shutting up. He’s learned his lesson about what not to say but that doesn’t mean he can’t still chatter

It took me like 4 read throughs of that to understand what you were saying, and while it's a fair point, bold of you to assume that Andrew gives a shit about what Nicky says when mothering the monsters is more important

And bold of you to assume Neil would let anyone other than himself make fun of Andrew

Bold of you to assume Andrew wouldn't just walk away every time someone tried, or maybe sick Kevin on them about not being focused enough on exy

Bold of you to assume Neil "roast challenge" Josten would let it slide

Bold of you to assume Neil “I breathe exy” Josten wouldn’t get distracted by Kevin yelling about exy at people to actually yell at the others himself. Unless Neil sees Kevin and himself yelling about exy as punishment enough honestly, it’s 50/50

Bold of you to assume he wouldn't put his blonde midget's honor first

@i-care-bout-things-too I FOUND IT, THE POST THAT STARTED IT ALL

oh my god this is the first time i’m seeing this, WHAT HAVE YOU TWO DONE TO MY POST (affectionately)

nora sakavic was so unbelievably real for assigning two lesbians to help look after jean. she knew what had to be done and did it.

gonna start exercising my neck to prepare for the whiplashes I'll get after every line I see of jean or jeremy not acting exactly how I had projected my character onto them

I don't care how good at time management he is your Honor! There is NO WAY Aaron Minyard was casually majoring in BIOCHEMISTRY while playing Exy, keeping Katelyn a secret, going to therapy with Andrew, partying on the weekends, the Trial, AND having to deal with all the bullshit Neil brings?? Homie has ulcers for real

Imagine watching Andrew get so panicked and angry over Neil disappearing that he chokes out Kevin, who he famously will not let anyone lay a finger on and still assuming what Andrew and Neil have is just hate sex. RIP to Nicky but some of us have some common sense

Don't get me wrong, I love the dreamy fairytale-ness of the Ghibli movie version of Howl's Moving Castle, but the book. The book. Sophie, first off, being so incredibly set on being the boring un-gifted un-adventuresome eldest daughter (as is right and fitting for an eldest daughter to be) that she doesn't notice she's working magic, like, constantly? And when a witch shows up like "hey girlie you are fully working SO much magic that I'm feeling threatened, so like I'm gonna put you in the old lady dimension ciao," she's like well. That was weird. Anyway I guess I better go find something to do as an old lady. And she reasons that this famously evil sorcerer who eats young girls' hearts is probably safe for her now cause like. She's old. What's he gonna do to me. And proceeds to bully her way into becoming his cleaning lady. And Howl, known flaky whimsical fuckboy extraordinaire, is like sure okay I guess that works for me. And just as well because it turns out he's also a fucking bottom who kinda digs this strong stubborn lady who's steamrolled her way into his life, kinda weird that she's disguised as an old woman but w/e he's not gonna question her life choices and like it's not actually a problem for him, and by the time Sophie's figured out that oh crap oh shit she's actually kinda into this flighty asshole, what am I gonna do, he'd never return my feelings in a hundred years, Howl's basically accepted that they're mostly married. And also how can you top "my extremely powerful and slightly fey wizard is just a Welsh grad student who wandered into a portal one day" for a character concept. You can't. It's the perfect book really

Andrew and Neil's cute little habit of tugging on each others clothes to get each others attention is so soft and gentle