Awkwardly Winking Since 1993

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

girls don’t like boys, girls like other girls in suits

“Family gatherings” aka “90% of the people here are racist”

”..and homophobic”

“and sexist”

“and claim to be none of these things”

“they’re just joking”

“you’re just going through a phase”

“you’ll get used to it”

“so do you have a boyfriend yet?“ 

“Where’s your girlfriend? I though you were a ladies man?”

"You know I don't really care, that shits weird as fuck though. And god don't like it"

goodbye

PLAY THIS AD INFINITUM AT MY GRAVE

my traumatized ass: do I have a crush or am I just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me

if u find a dude who dont talk too much cherish him

am I that dude?

u cant even be quiet on my post so i doubt it

cursed image

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

Me