roll initiative

“what do you want to do with your life?”

me when i’m walking in the woods and i find a tall smooth stick:

i need you all to reblog this with your sexuality and what your first dnd character’s race was

I’m not changing gabriela’s name if I do end up using her as a back up (which is very likely bc in the event that Vera has to give up her powers, I said she might die bc of reasons we need to figure out And bc DM mentioned a story beat about off hand related to death AND now I wanna do it). they can live with having TWO gabriela’s in lore

Fjskdjak I'm changing parts of her backstory so my DM won't turn jean evil. Like he can do everything else so long as he doesn't turn evil

My players when they realize their backstory is being brought up in the campaign plot:

me when I realize my backstory is being brought up in the campaign plot

Okay but can you imagine how frustrating being a wizard in dnd would be. Like. You spend so long, maybe even years, studying magic, reading books and working hard be well versed in magic and end up really smart.

wizard: takes months to memorize a gesture and an incantation that bends the fabric of reality