more stories where one of the characters is undead should have a scene where they take advantage of that and "play dead" when faced with the consequences of their actions so it looks to everyone else watching like the other person is just getting really mad at a corpse

like, "are you seriously playing dead with me right now? not cool, man... i know you can hear me, do you honestly think you're being funny... no, guys, they're not dead - well, i mean, they are dead, but they're not, like - ugh, you'll see what i mean in a minute. come on, get up, i'm serious, you're really embarrassing me right now - look, see, they just twitched! they're literally just pretending to make me look bad, come on, you gotta believe me -"

Do you ever just feel so bad for the people who always end up having to play the bad guy. I feel like Ralph Fiennes needs a hug

Using my boyfriend's laptop and the first thing I see is the Wikipedia for Beef Stew where every link is purple