yo mr white I ran out of this potion shit can I have some of yours

you have to rest at a bonfire to restore your estus flasks, jesse. I can’t give you any of mine

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

U think i watch marvel films for the plot? U think I watch b/c they’re good? No. i watch to bust nuts and do me. the elevator scene? Nut. “Who the hell is bucky?” Nut. “I accept your surrender” Nut. When Bucky Did Not Hesitate and was gonna shoot tony in the face? Nut. The entirety of ragnarok? Nut. I’m here to be horny please respect my process.

finally meeting my tumblr crush

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

the fetishization of the glorification of romanticism of generalized of sexualization of the normalised of the glamorization of the idealized of the

2026 will be my chill year of academia