"So hey, let's be friends."

hot take but let’s not thank joe alwyn for treating taylor right and making her happy because it’s how it should be between couples!! let’s congratulate both of them for the hard work and making sure things between them are worthwhile. they both worked thru the long term, private, and happy relationship that they have now. Congratulations to them BOTH.

hey remember at the secret sessions when taylor apparently said benji was with his dad yeah that hits differently now

Fuck :)

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

amusement part discourse 

id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post

Didn’t that dragon catch fire?

You don’t get to see that at universal

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

straight white boy culture is a gem