uh oh spaghettios

Pet Sounds cracks me up because it’s like 12 of the most heartfelt songs about love and loneliness and right in the middle they’re like “let me tell you about the worst boat trip i’ve ever experienced”

My sister and I were watching Lost but not paying a ton of attention and then suddenly the TV is like "Okay so we're going to have to remove two inches from the width of the island" and we both like snap our heads up like woah we were literally just dealing with a time travel problem why do we need to make the island a little smaller now? But it turns out the dog had laid down on the remote and turned it to Property Brothers so like bad news for whoever's kitchen they're designing but good news i guess for the Lost people for not having to shrink the island

“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

Maybe we should find people who are good at driving and give them really big cars, and then people can just pay a small fee to be driven around the city. Maybe in a regular loop so people always know where they'll be at certain times of the day.

But what if those really big cars were also really long and fast?

And what if they ran on electricity? But what to call them?

Fantabulous Looping Electromnibus!

I like the way you think

he uses his power to summon a pillar out from the ground

freaking it in the club sensitive style to pet sounds 1966 by the beach boys

It’s been over 100F every day since I moved to Texas. how do you deal with this

Weird how the first play of the new Beatles song is going to be on BBC 6 Music when personally I think it should be on all TV and radio stations like when the Queen died