Extraterrestrial Trash

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

happy pride to people for whom sexuality is fluid, gender’s ineffable, people who exist in in-betweens and not-quites and beyonds. people with no labels, changing labels, people who have settled into “queer” because they like it or because it’s the closest thing to true. people who aren’t sure if they were born this way. questioning people. people who have given up seeking a niche and are comfortable with floating. float on, babes.

LOOK AT THIS GENTLE HERD OF DINOSAUR LETTUCE

PROTECT THEM

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

Reblog to fucking save a life.

The Heimlich maneuver and upper back slapping should only be employed if someone who is choking stops producing coughing sounds and is unable to talk at all.

I finally see a future that I want to live for thanks to you.

Omg yes!!! My favorite characters ever in any Disney/Pixar movie. Now I know their faces!! Look at the “Proclaimers of Heroes” the Singing Goddesses of Hercules. My inner child is extremely happy rn I knew they were black. You hear that SOUL

This is the most valid Scooby-Doo reboot in the history of reboots.

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

Hey is

Is your refrigerator running

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

i will reblog this every time