Land of Amaraca

haute couture

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

[ID: a tweet by @ telushk reading "this is a longer conversation for another time, but when you view the earth and it's inhabitants as inherently sinful, prophesized to be cleansed with fire and destruction, it shapes your approach to public health and environmentalism." end ID]

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

By “this guy” they mean Randall Park who has since had guest spots in a bunch of sitcoms, starred in Fresh Off the Boat and was in Ant Man and the Wasp.

These are hilarious, but the funniest part is the actual customers in the background noticing the cameras.

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

*touches the ground* Something bad happened here......