hey

Underrated post

Get out of my fucking way I’m transgendering here

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

My sister and my dog are the only valid members of my family. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but its on thin fucking ice.

What did the roomba do?

Tried to eat my fucking sock

me? back on my lovey dovey bullshit? yeah i am

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

A big mood

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

How is this even something you find out you can do

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

The older I get the more I don’t see the point in talking