Will genuinely never stop thinking about the interview where they asked Chris hemsworth mark ruffalo and Halle berry to guess the names of the couple in heated rivalry. And they were like. What’s heated rivalry. And the interviewer explained it to them and one of them went. “closeted hockey players…..? They can’t tell people they play hockey…………….?” Important to remember this exists in the world. #exiting my echo chamber

one of them guessed “SAM AND DEAN” for the names of characters in the gay hockey show hello. or are we not supposed to talk about that

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

!cursedoak

Aborted mutual: I would like your 0 note post... If I was born...

can we get a reluctant ok for dubcon

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[Explaining something that changed my brain chemistry irrepairably] it sucks complete ass and you ahould never ever engage with it

*sees username* checks out

no i fully recommend homestuck this is about superhero comics

@dontsaythatillcry

if this happened to me i would be scared as fuck

I would smile because it happened

dad's on a blueberry budget work trip with jesus and he hasn't been home in a few days

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star