Don't Let The Nargles Sneak Up On You

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY

the fact that webkinz named a species "googles" and never backed down from it is really funny to me because like. nintendo changed the dialogue of a throwaway npc in a zelda game once because she said "yahoo!" and they were scared they'd get sued by yahoo but ganz is just like. yeah no we don't care if google is the biggest search engine and owns an obscene amount of sites and properties. thats our funny platypus so.

one of our clients is an animal rehab that works with a specific type of animal and I had to go assign licenses to a bunch of users today and you will never guess what most of them had as their employee profile pictures.

"All of the employees at the condor rehab have once again set their passwords as 'condor' plus their birthdate, I think it's time for another security training."

Providing support for wild animal vets fucking rules, btw.

were their passwords automatically set to that at first, and nobody changed their password? or did they all indeoendently decide "ah, my favourite animal plus my birthdate, a perfect secret that only i know!"

No, they have a password manager so we recommend using it to generate a random password, which is what they all start with. But we also allow them to reset those passwords because they have to use them for device logins and apparently all bird scientists, vets, and volunteers know is observation schedule, write journal article, and condor.

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

one of the most relatable things about bones is how brennan’s knowledge of pop culture (or just generally things outside of anthropology) is incredibly variable. she doesn’t know who mulder & scully are, but she does watch jersey shore because she believes it’s a documentary. she loves doing puzzles but doesn’t know what the game clue is. she actually loves lots of music, including plenty of modern artists, which pleasantly surprises people until she starts giving an anthropological lecture about whatever genre they’re listening to. she canonically doesn’t know who the grinch is.