I’m Trying To Live My Best Life

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

I don't want to "have" a "conversation" I want to peel an orange and share it with you

When I don’t like someone I don’t follow them or interact w them or even remember they exist. I recommend trying that sometime

i can’t believe lil nas x reclaimed super hell

i win 

Time is what we had

Pixar mom

Mrs incredible is that you?

can we all stop pretending that life is fun or even tolerable i want to start being insane in public 

don’t u ever come near me or my son again