THE Badass Beverly Marsh

im putting 20$ on that stanley tried to get the losers to do a buddy system down in the sewers so they wouldnt get lost but they all voted against him

bev and richie fake date so no one finds out that either of them are gay. fake proposals in fancy restauraunts to get free food. richie and bev in their late teens messing around blowing a tree up with firecrackers in richies backyard and suddenly richies mom shows up asking what theyre doing and richie panics and yells MAKING OUT

guys im sorry to say this but r+e is actually Richie + Elfrida. yeah elfrida marsh. beverlys mom is the one hes in love with im sorry gay people dont exist

richie tozier would make a memoir and the cover would just be him looking thoughtfully off into the distance in grayscale with the title in soft cursive saying “richie tozier: a memoir” and inside would just be like 10 chapters about the top 10 most insane weed trips hes had

seeing people wonder why they promoted the kids that died in ep 1 of welcome to derry as mains like they didn’t drag andy bean through the chapter two press tour just for him to flash ass and die twenty minutes into the movie

Bill: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Stan: Several traffic violations. Eddie: Three counts of resisting arrest. Mike: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Richie: Also, that’s not our car. Bill: Richie: Richie: Forgot to mention, none of us can drive.

richie tozier is so nuts to me. biggest fear was clowns and he became a comedian. called an eldritch horror a sloppy bitch to its face. saw his own missing poster everywhere because he was afraid he was going to be hate crimed. made your mom jokes before and after they were popular. killed a man and immediately threw up about it. the most canonically queer of the gay finn wolfhard trifecta. his two childhood crushes were a guy who beat him at a video game once and his closest best friend. instigated a rock fight and immediately got decimated. one of the two characters who looked into the deadlights and therefore witnessed horrors beyond comprehension. prompted the whole internet to thirst for bill hader. what is going on with that guy put him under a microscope.

Ok but what if Richie and Eddie are so close to kiss when Richie suddenly whispers, “Eds, your mom wouldn’t approve” and Eddie replies with, “I’ll chance it” what then