this oedipal ain't shit

hang on a second why does my wife look kind of like my... no. surely not.

gouged out my eyes 👍

people should appreciate how hard it is committing to a bit that nobody really cares about

sorry but, bella monster fucker 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷‍♂️

i looked it up, he says this after you beat him in ice hockey 💀

what’s that noise.

sounds like a graveyard smash

i’m going to check

the……. monsters…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

Tumblr rolled out a new update where there's a new tab on the profile and it lays out all of your side blogs and also your biggest secret.

Diversity win!Hot girl is also a pretty boy!

i lit his cigarette so i think that means he's my girlfriend now

"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

Oh how the beastie doth bewitch me with his 'slow blinke'

i dont understand how you could be killed by a serial killer if one ever came up to me i would pull out my dual deagles and sprint around them in a circle dumping both mags at them