Coffee Goblin

unless you want to teach small kids about a laundry list of sex acts, they're not going to even recognise many acts of CSA as sexual in nature. instead, we need to have children who are raised with an expectation of bodily autonomy and who feel comfortable complaining when they're made or asked to do things they don't feel comfortable with. we need children to have the expectation that those complaints will be taken seriously and that they'll receive backup to make sure situations like that don't continue. if their desires for bodily autonomy are consistently ignored, how can we expect them to speak out when something confusing and uncomfortable happens with their parent, cousin, or babysitter? we've already taught them that what they feel comfortable with doesn't matter

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

some of you have GOT to get comfortable with lying and situational morality and i'm not kidding

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

i don't even know if this is a hot take or not because i've literally never seen anyone mention it on here but i do not think we should be separating people by gender for sex ed stuff. i think it's a reasonable expectation that people of one sex understand how the bodies of the "other" sex work also

just overheard a white boy I know say "WOULD YOU RATHER: The concept of time or the color magenta"

I think the people of yore had the right idea wearing a black armband if they were in mourning so everyone knew they were grieving and would be gentler with them

There were issues with it obviously regarding expectations and rules and societal judgements if you didn’t do it but on the whole I think it was the right idea and much of western society is worse off for not allowing for extended, public mourning rituals. I don’t WANT to explain myself over and over. I just want people to leave me alone for a bit.

I feel so angry all the time that everyone else on earth is acting like everything is normal and looking at me like I should be normal and maybe they wouldn’t if I had some silent way of telling them that there’s a hole in my chest that’s raw and bleeding profusely everywhere

Forgot to add that he kills anyone who dares to rat him out, whether they be goats, goat-fuckers, or someone uninvolved in the original crimes.

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

my kingdom for a pair of tortoiseshell cateye glasses that aren’t too thick too thin or too pointy and don’t have with gold accents or extra stuff all over them or “sassy bits” I’m going to work ok not the librarian sex dungeon

wait are they hiring