Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

best 20 minutes of the year

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

This is it. The first post on Tumblr Mobile where the colored text works.

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

Not to be that ungrateful asshole but i fkn hate the sun & heat & id rather freeze 24/7 than to spend one (1) sec in the heat

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

hope everyone with a shitty dad is okay today

hope everyone without a dad is okay today too

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

trauma culture is hating being told what to do but simultaneously needing it in order to make any decision ever lol