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chrissy x eddie... thinkkingg

simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself

my toxic trait is that if i am ever inconvenienced emotionally at any time i think oh, i deserve food delivery

my favorite video game quest trope is "HELP US, THEY ARE STEALING OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT. THANK YOU FOR HELPING US, AS A REWARD YOU MAY HAVE OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT"

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

Midwives be like. It’s giving birth…

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

there is no “gay people music” we arent a monolith and we all have different taste. except for that rasputin song.

CANNOT stop thinking about the Josh fight. Over 100 guys named josh got together to fight with pool noodles and they all decided that the winner was a five year-old so tiny the Burger King crown was too big for him. And they lifted him into the air and cheered like he was Simba. Earth is a good place to be after all

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

Instant classic.

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

God what i would give for any man to show me his soft belly