I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

‎ ‎

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

every day star wars fans come on this site and say some version of "star wars would be so good if it was good"

man having your life even a little bit together will really make you realize how chronically sleep-deprived and poorly fed and under-enriched everyone is and then when they turn to you to implicitly agree that that's just the natural state of existing you feel like the asshole for being like "actually I think you might benefit from eating breakfast regularly and picking up a new hobby"

"As you can see we are letting them race" ARE WE WATCHING THE SAME SEASON?? FUCK YOU ZAK BROWN