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memewhore

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

drtanner

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

beardedmrbean

slutdge

"make an account to-"

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catadromously

the kids aren’t cooked, you just need to hang out with them in the woods.

catadromously

I mean you meet these young people trapped in their classrooms or nuclear families in paved over neighborhoods, you are going to see them at the lowest points of forced routine, atomization, gutted autonomy, academic stress, you are going to see them at their worst. you’re going to see addictive behavior. bad social skills. lashing out. uncreativity. laziness and distraction. they do look totally cooked.

you need to take them into the woods

I do outdoor education work, and within minutes of any elementary to middle schooler getting free permission to mess around with their friends in a clearing, they’re curious and driven again. they’re asking each other questions and yeeting pinecones at trees (science) and using their bodies. sometimes for evil. as is developmentally right. they want to know the names of birds! they want to teach someone pokemon! they want to build stuff and kick stuff and tackle each other and you into the snow!

they’re basically fucking institutionalized for 90% of their lives but their spirits are alive. you need to take them into the woods you need to treat them like animals with powerful inner lives and they’ll show you they are.

and you, if you feel like you’re relating too much, remember that you can also take YOURSELF to the woods

hometoursandotherstuff

friendly-asteroid

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

friendly-asteroid

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

totallyuniquelily

depsidase

kakastravakaianapoda

shout out to potc character Bootstrap Bill Turner because if he did not have the galaxy brain idea to hide a cursed piece of gold from a bloodthirsty, vicious, immortal pirate crew by sending it to his defenseless child, non of the movies would have taken place the way they did.

Literally father of all time no further notes no further comments

beemovieerotica

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Jason (@/ longwall26) reading: It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby. /End ID]

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smoov-criminal

"this meeting could've been an email" but it's "this app could've been a website optimized for mobile browsers"

toastbutteregg

ewaneneollav

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

jeekoftheweek

freakoutgirl

*feels my body get anxious for no reason* what is it boy, what do you see?

oswednesday

somebuggy

oswednesday

i aint the snuggest bug in the bed

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redstonedust

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

redstonedust

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

ballroomnotoriety

im sobbing

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

sparkly-trashfire

The Creature never fails to make me laugh.

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