going full adult

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

FOMO = fear of making out

i need exposure therapy.

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from aBigMothInALittleWorld reading: Making art is like this also /End ID]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

I can never leave here

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Guy who when he gets frustrated declares, "that's it I'm jumping in the pit and storms out of the room"

The pit might even be 20 ft deep, I've never checked...

I have yet to jump in the clit but I consider it Everytime I passby

It's supposed to be grass