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do kids these days know about glomping?
What is that?
heheâŚ. *glomps you* OwO
:3
What the fuck?
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.
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Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no
Slightly uncomfortable dump
OP I think we need to have a talk about your definition of âslightly uncomfortableâ because my levels of rage skyrocketed faster than it took Thanos to snap his fingers
I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just canât miss reblogging.
i root for all of my mutuals even if we donât talk ââ i see u an hope ur doin well an hope ur achieving ur goals đđđ
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me, walking into 2017 with my eyes closed: im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is with me im one with the force and the force is
thanks for everything girl <3 hope youre still flipping people off as a force ghost somewhere
If you donât understand why people get so upset over celebrity deaths, hereâs the answer.
Bringing this back for the end of the year. I feel like itâs appropriate.
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i just heard the most intense scream in my kitchen so i got up to see what was wrong and my 11 year old sister was on the floor cuddling a bag of potato chips and i said dude whats wrong and she yelled  âTHEYRE STALE. WHY DOES THE WOLRD HATE ME? I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THISâÂ
is that a watermelon on the floor
no its her sister omg dont be so rude
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for âthe day after tomorrowâ
???
Because youâre not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter âRâ
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
Who even made these words Iâm going to cornobble them
My dick is lingible
there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. Itâs absolutely beautiful.
good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2)
oh no iâm allergic
it sword of seems like youâve got a problem with me
laughter. not the word âlaughterâ, just. laughing
sure itâs the thought that counts and i appreciate the sentiment but does this gift come with a receipt
you wound me. literally. you just. actually wounded me. that thing is really sharp. so you. donât even look at me like that they canât all be winners
wouldnât it have been hilarious if i just flew back like balloons do when you pop âem? can you even imagine? god. just. do it again, pretend the first time didnât happen. come on. please
honorable mentions
grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying âyou dropped thisâ
thatâs unfortunate
it could be worse
this isnât really how i pictured my day going when i woke up this morning, but who am i to complain
#this is the most Chirrut Imwe post
Truly a Christmas miracle.Â
Guy: âŚ.Hail Satan
Snowmen: Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!âŚ
Guy: *laughs*
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOUâVE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
Youâre going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but weâre just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and donât fucking think for a single goddamn second thatâs easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we wonât hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Donât try us :)
Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S
Ah yes, it returns.
ok i have to do an epic reading of this
a hero has fallen
nah homie iâm just over here now
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it blows my mind every time the concept of me being asexual comes up to someone, quite often someone I barely know, and theyâre immediately like âoh thatâs cool! I didnât know that existed before now but I get it! No worries!â
Like⌠I canât believe some people manage to be that chill about it⌠but they do⌠and it just⌠brightens my whole weekâŚ
