Welcome To My Twisted Mind

is there any academic research into what liquids can be safely used as a replacement for bong water? anecdotally i've done some rips from a bong filled with blue Powerade (frat) and it tasted distinctly "blue" so there's definitely some chemicals being imparted on the smoke. ideally you'd be looking for a substance that's cheap, nonreactive with smoke, and has a lower freezing point than water (since the entire point would be getting colder hits without using ice). also anecdotally, i've gotten good results with a saltwater-ice slurry, but it's super tedious to set up, only works on pieces with suitably wide mouths (trying to funnel it through a 14mm opening is a pain), and has a lifespan of about 15 minutes before the ice melts and raises the water level enough that you're making out with Poseidon every rip. there has to be a better way

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

finally this website is starting to work properly

remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.