pappy im dyin

I'd also like to shout out Murph's truly unparalleled straight-manning abilities, because HJ trying to fuck a dying clown in a ditch is funny, sure, but Murph insisting Beardsley retake their turn is what pushes it over the top to unforgettable.

when two people have been together for so long and so much resentment has built up and they keep killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and even if there's still love between them they can't help it they just can't stop killing each other and killing each other and killing each other and killing each other

Oh by the way if you use they/them for someone who has explicitly told you not to, it's still misgendering even if you think you're being woke about it

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

hey op it’s been a year can you tell us what you were gonna say

Oh idk man fag shit probably

actively ignoring the canon art for Garthy O'Brien. colors? fine. body shape? wildly incorrect. Garthy O'Brien is chunky. Garthy is huge. Garthy is 6'3" and 280lbs MINIMUM. Garthy is an orc who's been on Fantasy Testosterone for god knows how many years and they run a fucking... resort??? the Gold Gardens are kind of a resort. I don't know. the point is that Garthy is a brick shithouse who eats like a god. Garthy is the most Dionysian character ever and they should fucking look like it. and if anybody is drawing fanart like that i want to see it so i can print it out and jack off to it eat it