A Collection of Bredlik Poems @bestbredlik - Tumblr Blog

higgledly piggledy english is rather less easily suited to dactyls in verse

though, I'll admit the assortment of feet the "iambic" tradition permits is...diverse

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thesaltofcarthage

my name is Brut and wen the ides of march are heer our group decides

to stab my frend I heer him say there at the end: et tu, Brute?

#ides of march #bredlik #julius caesar #et tu brute

zhalfirin

Bredlik Poems; Rosetta Stone Edition - collected and credited by @marvinhere

A compilation of Bredlik translations in different used and dead, existing and constructed languages.

#bredlik poems #bredlik #i lik the bread

klarastjarnljus

My nayme is Bird

and wen it's nyte,

a dozing man

I giev a fryte.

His weary mynde

evokes Lenore,

I play a trick,

I tap the door.

#bredlik #the raven by edgar allen poe #continuing our theme of famous poems in bredlik style

tissitpoispaita

my name is rain

and winds that blo

and ripend grain

and glints on sno

do not stand at

my grayv and weep

i am not ther

i do not sleep

my name is birb

in sircled flite

and the soft stars

that shiyn at nite

do not stand at

my grayv and cry

i am not ther

i did not dy

#bredlik #do not stand at my grave and weep #i lik the bred #another fun mashup of famous poems/styles

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originalcontent

my name is Bill and soon at last it wil be tyme to brayke thy fast, so to the icebox you shal come. This is to say- i ayte the plum.

#bredlik #this is just to say #I'll never get tired of people mixing well-known poems/styles like this

eri-pl

my naym is ring and wen im on i help yu hide mayk problems gon i shou yu things that ar ahed i binde yur soul i mess yur head

my naym is silm im genius-mayd i show yu things that ar long fayd and then I mayk everyone die i am so greyt i mayk yu cry

#bredlik #silmarillion #tolkien #my favorite part is how melkor's poem intentionally breaks the structure just like melkor introduced his own themes to the music

super-metroid

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

averysoftsheep

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

roach-works

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

fadeverb

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

heroofthreefaces

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

trickstertime

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

derinthescarletpescatarian

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

cat-with-no-name

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

marlynnofmany

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

dontgetmadgetmaddie

For the love of god, @marlynnofmany!

#bredlik #ship of theseus #tumblr memes

My name is meme And I am young But history Is very long Poetry meme Arrive in wave For very long time Burma Shave

#poem #bredlik #submission

chelonianmobile

We need some “lik the bred” poems.

dibbunsagainstbedtime

I’m not a poet, so I’m not sure I did this right but I tried?

My name is Gonff,

Prins of thefs,

And wyldcats

Do not scare me.

They tayk our food,

So wen i plees,

I sneak inside

I steal the chees.

chelonianmobile

My nayme is Gulo

Big n meen

My eetin habits

Turn folks green

For wen theyre all

Tuckd up in bed

I breke in, stab,

N lik the ded.

fuzzhugs

And I em Luk

A war’ior brafe

I use to lif

Insyde a cav

Now on th sees

I’ve take a trippe

Krash the bote

N sinc the shipp

pitviperofdoom

My nam is Maude

A box’ng hare

Sent off to fynd

Lord Ash-eye’s heir

A serpint fot

For shrew-bayb’s saek

I nede no sord

I punch the snayk.

mbulsht

are these fucking redwall memes how can you do this to me

wearejustvisiting

My naym is triss

I lyk to fyt

The royil gards

Wyth aal m’ myte

And when my frend

Dys, it wyl steeng

But il com back

AND KYLL THE KYNG

morsemarten

I aym Finnbarr

An ottyr brayv

Wif mate an kidz

Long in theyr grayv

Wif alf a speer

Stuk insid mee

Ramm Fawxwulf’s edd

Intoo da tree

fuzzhugs

Am Kloony Scurge

A vial ratt

An I waz killt

By knastee trapp

Infade that plase

wher week wons dwell

Faught da mous

Got krush by bell

folkpen

My naem is Matt

A lil mous guy

Wen Kloony came

My home stopped by

And wen my frens

Our allye miss

I take his place

I am that is

fuzzhugs

I completely forgot about all of these. Classic Tumblr Redwall Fandom

fuzzhugs

@fidelattic you’re a genius.

I’m declaring June to be the month of ReReadwall (patent pending). Everyone shall reread either the first Redwall book or any of their choosing and come onto Tumblr to discuss.

I have spoken!

saxophone-cat

Ok here’s my Taggerung poem I talked about in the tags (hehe) earlier:

My nayme is Tagg;

Wen I wuz born

Rath took me frum

My mum Filorn

But in my sleep,

In red stone hows,

In all my dreems

I chays tha mows

#i lik the bred #redwall #bredlik #bredlik poem

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What is Bredlik about? What are Bredlik poems?

Bredlik is a fun little poetry style that was mostly popular 5+ years ago. They are mostly about animals, but can be able anything at all. The main rule is that the poem needs to follow a specific syllable count and rhyme scheme.

It's written in iambic dimeter, meaning that each line has only 4 syllables and the 2nd and 4th are the stressed (emphasized) ones.

It should have 8 lines and the rhyme should be xAxAxBxB. In other words, the 2nd and 4th line need to rhyme and the 6th and 8th as well. The final line usually stands out as something of a punchline.

Bredlike poems should also be written in the first person and most are intentionally misspelled in a fake-middle english style. I, personally, find that the misspelling often gets over-done to the point of being difficult to read fluidly.

This blog post explains the origin and structure in more detail.

#bredlik #i lik the bred #meta #poem

Magic mushrooms

my name is dog end ill refrein frem entring my neigbors lawn egen theyr garden big fully bloom i got stond wenn i lik shroom

my name is Boat and wen im tired (but shipping werk is still required)

then all I want is lyttle snooze i turn to side i blok the Sooz

(krfabian on twitter)

#poem #bredlik #i lik the bread #submission

10moonymhrivertam

I’m kind of sad that “lik the bred” form is mostly on the decline because it’s fucking nuts

It’s actually a pretty strict form. You gotta spell shit phonetically, it has a specific meter and rhyme scheme (think I just reblogged a post that called it iambic dimeter)….

It’s just wild to me that free verse is such a Thing in modern poetry and yet this fucking form just sprung up as a meme and I think it’s pretty great.

Maybe I should write a bunch of lik the bred poems and try to get it published :P

bestbredlik

I feel like I ought to know this as a collector of bredlik poems, but what exactly is the rhyme scheme that most of them follow? I’ve got the iambic dimeter part down, but the rhyme didn’t seem to be consistent across many of them.

If you couldn’t tell already, I am very fond of bredlik poems and also enjoy the way structure interacts with the content.

#not a poem #meta

cameoamalthea

my name is Wolf and wen it’s cold and winter’s chill is getting old

i think a drink would be so nice i kneel down low i lik the ice

Photograph: Erikas Plucas/Alamy

#poem #bredlik #i lik the bred #wolf

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