low-res polyphonic crypt rat

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit