low-res polyphonic crypt rat

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

everyone talks about how strong and great Aragorn was for refusing the ring when Frodo offered it to him as if this man has not spent his entire life dodging leadership and responsibilities like bullets in the matrix 🙄

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere