low-res polyphonic crypt rat

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

goddamn the Et Al family are some smart motherfuckers

i snorted so fucking hard omg

omg fuck me i snorted coffee

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

🧯💨

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It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time