Thus Spoke Sarahthustra

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

Official ominous sign(s)

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Look at my little ant guy! They're so baller in this style.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad