i am in genuine pain over tech. i cannot peacefully scroll tiktok without being reminded of the finale. I HATE STAR WARS. dave filoni better sleep with one eye open.
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i am in genuine pain over tech. i cannot peacefully scroll tiktok without being reminded of the finale. I HATE STAR WARS. dave filoni better sleep with one eye open.

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Affairs of the Heart - Part 2
Fives x Medic
Summary: Part 2 of a small series. Fives is in love with a medic who's in a relationship. She doesn't love him but she's comfortable and too scared of being alone to leave.
Part 1
A/N: Okay, this one ended up a little long! Might not have spent enough time editing, I kind of just wanted to get it out, so sorry for any mistakes. Enjoy :)
Warnings: 18+ for language, alcohol, and lots of smut!
As Aliya stepped inside Norman’s apartment, she could hear him yelling angrily from his office. She had no clue what he actually did in finance other than yell at people on the phone for hours, but she wasn’t about to make the mistake of asking again. It was much easier to just smile and nod along when he spoke to her about work.
She felt her heart flutter nervously as she tried to decide how she could gently tell Norman she was going to be going out to 79s tonight instead of joining him for a client dinner. Honestly, she didn’t have any idea why she had to attend every event with him while she was at home. It’s not like she could add anything useful to their conversations…
Affairs of the Heart
Fives x Medic
Summary: Part 1 of maybe a small series. Fives is in love with a medic who's in a relationship. She doesn't love him but she's comfortable and too scared of being alone to leave.
Part 2*
A/N: Hello! Long time lurker and first time posting. I'd appreciate any feedback and I hope y'all enjoy!
Warnings: None. Plans to add smut in future parts
The white curtains abruptly slid to the left, revealing a very tiny and angry medic. “Fives, why the hell are you back in my medbay?” she asked, her voice seething with frustration.
“Ah Doc, just the person I was hoping for!” Fives smirked, sitting on the edge of his white bed. “I sliced my finger, Doc! Think you can patch me up?” he pouted, holding up an index finger with the faintest cut on its fingertip.
what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?
Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity
Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist
nah I’m not into white guys sry
Gotta reblog every time I see it

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they have my heart
Funny Seeing You Here
Fives x Fem!Reader
| m a s t e r l i s t |
Rating: Explicit. 18+ 100%
Word Count: 3.3k
Warnings: ooooh boy…. unprotected piv sex, a lil blow job action, no-no-words… pretty much my usual half-ass warnings. it’s pure filth, okay?
Summary: You’re flown to Umbara to help with the wounded after the troops of the 501st claimed victory over the air base. You’re intrigued by an unfamiliar trooper working underneath the belly of an alien ship, but you come to realize that he’s the same ARC trooper you always dance with at 79′s…
back on my shit bc I needed to get this out there - this scene is too hot for this damn kid’s show… the fuckin’ creators knew who their audience was. tbh I was inspired to write somethin’ like this because of (this) post 😏 (my gif)
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Hierarchy of Needs
Pairing - Captain Rex x F!Reader Rating - Explicit 18+ Word Count - 9.5k A/N - I wanted to write this despite the fact it contained themes I found potentially problematic, including (a slightly different version of) sex pollen and a Jedi/Clone pairing, so I could then slowly go insane trying to find a way to make it morally acceptable to myself. Why? Because I’m obviously an idiot. Thank you so much to my beautiful love Amanda @herb-welch for her endless patience and loving feedback as I overthought and overwrote every single element of this. This monstrosity was originally almost 13k words (I wish I were joking) and it’s still longer than it has any business being but I would like to stop looking at it now. Everything that still sucks is because of me, and everything that doesn’t suck is because of her. Crossposted to AO3.
CW: Sex pollen trope, Fuck or Die trope, oral sex (f receiving), PIV sex, religion kink, purity kink, authority kink, mentions of masturbation.
“I can see why Skywalker doesn’t like to share you with anyone, Captain,” you pant, crouched beside him. “You’re nearly as crazy as he is.”
Oh???????
Rules Broken
Rex x Jedi!Reader (No Y/N)
Part Three of Breaking the Rules
Part One Part Two
Word Count: 4.2k
Summary: Your arrangement with Rex is going perfectly until one fateful night where you discover the true depths of your feelings. With your new revelation, you decide to make a change to spare his feelings and your own.
Warnings: 18+, This chapter mentions the Umbara arc and how Rex copes. Brief mentions of nightmares and some implied trauma. It’s very short and nothing too graphic, but I want to make sure everyone’s comfortable. Mentions of sex. Reader is AFAB and uses She/Her pronouns.
A/N: This one is pretty angsty, sorry. Also everyone is alive in this because I want them to be.

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Dancing Zemo! He’s got some groovy moves~
Fake Boyfriend
Pairing: Wolffe x reader
Word count: 760
Wolffe didn’t like to be bothered and his general demeanor showed it. Because he usually looked so angry, he was left alone in public. So he was a bit surprised when you came up to him in 79’s and sat down, leaning into him and smiling like you knew him.
“There you are! Sorry I took so long.”
He looked at you with a blank expression, but then he caught the panic in your eyes. Something was wrong. You leaned a little bit closer to press a quick kiss to his cheek and whispered something he barely caught.
“This guy won’t leave me alone. Can you play along?”
To his credit, Wolffe thought quickly. He wrapped one arm around you, taking care not to hold you too tightly. He didn’t want to make things worse.
A second later, a broad shouldered man with a sort of predatory look in his eyes reached the table. He looked at you, making you tense up. Then his eyes drifted to Wolffe and he glared. The guy could tell Wolffe was not to be messed with.
“Can we help you, sir?”
Wolffe kept his voice cold and firm, sending a clear message that the guy needed to back off.
“I was just hoping to continue my conversation with the girl.”
You glanced at Wolffe again and he pulled you the slightest bit closer.
“Well, you’ll just have to be disappointed then. Go bother someone else.”
The guy opened his mouth to respond, but thought better of it. He could tell Wolffe meant business and didn’t feel like finding out how he would fare in a fight with him. After another moment of glaring between the two men, the other guy stalked off into the crowd.
“I am so so sorry about that.”
You shuffled away a bit to break contact with Wolffe. He found himself almost wishing you hadn’t.
“How long was he bothering you?”
“Ten minutes, at least. I tried telling him I wasn’t interested, but he wouldn’t listen.”
“Have you seen him here before?”
“Oh, this is the first time I’ve been here. A friend of mine said it was fun, but I’m afraid that hasn’t been my experience tonight.”
“Well, I’m sorry about that. Honestly, it’s not my kind of place, but my brothers drag me down here on occasion.”
“I’m lucky they managed it tonight. I don’t want to imagine what could have happened otherwise.”
“You don’t have to.”
You nodded as your eyes locked on the table. You were more relaxed with the other guy gone, but he could see you still weren’t entirely at ease.
“Thank you for your help. Really.”
“It’s no problem. If I can ask though, why pick me? There are plenty of men here who I’m sure would love to scare someone off for you.”
“You looked the most serious. Everyone else is clearly already drunk. I figured you’d be the most reliable choice.”
You hesitated for a second before adding something else.
“And you looked sort of lonely.”
Wolffe almost choked on his drink. He’d been called plenty of things; surly, mean, angry, tired. But lonely was a new one.
“Sorry, that was probably rude. I can get going now.”
“You’re alright, I’ve been called worse. Are you headed home?”
“Yeah, I guess so.”
“Do you feel safe on your own? As a sober clone commander, I feel it’s my duty to make sure you get home safe.”
You smiled just a little, the first smile he’d seen from you. It was small, but Wolffe knew he would need to see it again.
“Thank you. That would be great, Commander…”
“Wolffe.”
“Wolffe. I like that.” You smiled a little brighter and his night was made. “I’m Y/N.”
You shook his hand when you both stood up. He didn’t want to let go, but he was more worried about making you uncomfortable. So he stayed a step away from you the whole way home. He held the door for you on the way out, and waited at your apartment door while you found your keycard.
Once the door slid open, you turned back to give him one last smile.
“Thank you again for all your help, Commander Wolffe. You’re a very good fake boyfriend.”
“You’re a very kind fake girlfriend, Y/N. Goodnight.”
“Goodnight.”
You went inside and Wolffe found himself standing there for a minute afterward with a very uncharacteristic grin on his face. As he made his way back to the barracks, he couldn’t help but hope he’d see you again.
in the name of father
and son
and holy spirit
Amem
EXCUSE ME ?!?!?!?
"Nickelback doing sea shanties on tiktok" wasn't on my wishlist but now that it's here I wonder why I didn't ask for it
This fucking SLAPS
That one scene in The Mandalorian where Boba single-handedly obliterates a group of stormtroopers? My new religion.

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“Thank you for taking care of him.” “…I could say the same to you.”
I gave you a specific order not to come!
#when your padawan sets up the shot and your master fucking dunks on you (via obiwans)
okay I have to reblog this again b/c I just noticed in the second gif
Obi-Wan is talking to Cody, doin’ general stuff, both of ‘em standing there at attention like srs soldier types, and then
his head just fuckin’ whips around
he’s just like, “I sense that my former apprentice is about to get dragged, I must go forth and fulfill my destiny”
Cody: why the hell is Ahsoka -
Obi-Wan: oh, I don’t know. Let’s just listen
Cody: you’re a horrible parent
Obi-Wan: very true - be right back, lol, must trash Anakin