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The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

Can you please write a TED talk you are so right

btw it is safe for girls to look at medusa

Oh my god................................................................................... I love her.......

Reblog if u support all women, both women and ciswomen

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

What did I just read

the truth 

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The second one doesn’t do anything because you didn’t sac a creature.

sacrifice is an additional cost so the 10 is locked in pre-copy

@magicjudge JUDGE! is this correct?

you dare question my shitty 8-colored-mana easy to disrupt combo skills

You say shitty but also with the right hand and draws you can get this done by turn 4 in standard.

You say that, but you need 5 green sources, 3 red sources and the assumption that no one will disrupt your turn 4 combo in a standard full of UW control.

okay, while I love this combo being the kind of person I am… I am reblogging this PURELY for that list. Especially how it flows into the end of ‘Thud’ XD