Artistic Paranoia

fuck it i’m gonna watch nerdy prudes must die

i fear my brain chemistry has been irrevocably altered

i have some issues with how the netflix version of a series of unfortunate events unfolded, but i gotta say, they must have grown the kid playing carmelita in a vat specifically for that purpose because she was pitch-perfect

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is 'eat shit and die' energy

PLANT CORN DOG DELIGHT!!

THANK YOU, FUCK THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self

yeah and it's a BASTARD

I can't wait to visit home.

“Once you’re in a relationship you think it’s going to last forever. But in reality, it only lasts as long as you’re working for it. If one of the person stops working, it falls apart.”

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

okay you had me at Kylo

Oscar Isaac’s HARMONIZING THO

THIS IS THE BESTT THING OKAY

Always beautiful.

Lupita. *swoons*

I was gonna be like what does Harrison Ford not like joy

Unwritten rule of Star Wars fandom: always reblog this post

Instant happiness

Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.

He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift

By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.

Of course he is. That was the most flirtatious sword fight in cinematic history. You could literally cut the sexual tension with 2 swords.