It's like he's some king of... bergentruck

thinks about the thorn&flower theming on the weird route. thinks about flower king. thinks about the oddcontroller and lord of the hammer ch5 sharing an epithet. thinks about asgore's whole deal. GETS REALLY SCARED.

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

As these years go by, I will never die.

@bergentrucker

YOu're gonna see it's our Dess-tiny.... i got a friend insid emee

ur telling me he wants to make his murder look like a suicide

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

I would too ngl

this is good shit