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this is the greatest moving picture file that has ever been placed on the internet

AMAZING!!!! Amazing.

I was so weirdly astonished by this video

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

Ladies’ll be ladies

Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

“If you don’t like raw aggression you shouldn’t be working at build a bear.” Might be one of the most chaotic things I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading

This would be a marvelous satire of Small Business Tyrants if they weren’t all like this.

I have no idea what emotion this is conveying but I feel it in my soul

thats called the customer service smile

Dana Scully horny on main

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

has there ever been anyone more iconic than gillian i genuinely wanna know