IAMATTHECENTEROFEVERYTHINGTHATHAPPENSTOME

put all of the toothpaste from one tube inside of another tube or else the machine gun turret i installed in your head will start shooting your brain

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

Comfortable hole, bye

grimdark is so funny because it's like

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."