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@bentcharger
I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was
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The three kinds of bird species name
1. God’s Specialist Little Boy
2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
@doveghost
I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart
like, the first time I ever saw this I laughed so hard I started choking on spit but it's just not the kind of thing you can share with the average person in your life. this world is so cruel
If I was a baker and you ask for a dozen I'm making 13 cause fuck 12
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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
fuck you
i won
U gotta shoot your shot every couple of years in case theyve had mold growing in the house
The thing about making jokes about film snobs is that unless the call is coming from inside the house they're rarely funny and are, more frequently, unintentionally revealing about the creator's personal hangups, general lack of knowledge of the art form, and bizarre fury at the idea that someone, somewhere, might take it seriously
It's like if I was like "Lmaoooo look at me, I'm a mathematician! Look at me, dividing the hypotenuse by the square root of pi!! I don't know that calculators exist!" which tells you immediately 1) I am not massively knowledgeable about this 2) I'm very mad at a specific person or two who have 3) triggered a powerful insecurity
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer
imagining someone hatching clownfish in this tshirt and absolutely losing my shit
is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?
this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer
Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation
You hearing this Pebbles? We're gonna be rich
Safety first!
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I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces
This is us in the next life
Of all my posts to Do The Numbers over the years I think this is one of my faves because the notes are full of two things: people tagging their friends/loved ones, which is very sweet, and people posting photos of their own cats cuddling, which means I get to see more cat photos
god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work
