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                       “ alright you got me. one time my brother stepped on my favorite dior gown and it ripped, not that’s the saddest thing i’ve ever heard. but your idea of mastering new york is a close second. i do love my life so thanks for that. congrats then, you do strike me as quite the simple guy, the kind who’d talk about their dog as a girlfriend. ”

“ sounds like you’ve basically conquered new york. ”

“i’d say you accomplished the most important thing about adjusting to new york then, man. whatever you find that suits your interests & all that. though it’s surprising that you were able to find a route that doesn’t have many people, i can’t lie.”

“why not just get a gym membership? if you go to the right place, they’ll have a place for your dog to play, treadmills, and a shop that probably makes smoothies. it sounds like much less of a hassle that way.”

‘ right, important stuff. but what smoothie shop are you talking about ? are their smoothies good and worth it ? also, like, what kind of dog do you have by the way ? i’ve been meaning to get a dog for myself but i’m just not sure what breed. ’

“ in that case, welcome to new york ! i think a running route for your dog and a smoothies place is pretty great. anything else you need you find easily, addresses are the easiest thing here. bunt finding the right spot, is not something you get following directions. ”

” i guess…. ?” 

‘ what type of dog do you have ? lucky you. it’s hard finding quiet route in the city sometimes. but you’re fitting into the new york lifestyle so quickly though. ’

‘ have i ever told you the one about the drunk dog driving and drinking a smoothie? i’ll have to one day. but not today. i have to save all my good material for when i’m trying to impress people. anyway, that sounds nice and all, but the whole running route thing actually doesn’t sounds nice at all. why don’t you just gym it? air conditioning and hot models training for the victoria’s secret fashion show. ’

well yeah, but not every place is good or worth visiting. most of them are though, which i guess makes getting coffee way easier. honestly, who doesn’t at this point? everyone i know are coffee addicts for the most part. my personal favourite is culture expresso but intelligentsia coffee is amazing too.

                  “you have a dog?! oh my gosh, i freakin’ love dogs. what kind of dog do you have? i mean you basically got the important part of new york city then. that’s exactly what i did expect i found the stores instead of a smoothie place. but props to you.”

“i run that route every morning, i guess we’ll be running into each other a lot.”

“ what kind of dog do you have ? welcome to the city ! why’d you move here though ? “

                 “ i would love to know what in there made me sound ‘ cynical ’ . so you’re either the simplest man in new york or your taste buds are nonexistent, which one is it. ?, ”