Ben Writes Smut

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

we have GOT to cut to the fucking feeling

can hear and feel and even smell this gif

beautiful day to think about what you had and can no longer have

one thing europe has that the US lacks is when you go in the kebab shop and they got shiny sweaty young hairy guys that are jacked and chubby working in there and you and you start 3d visualizing sucking dick in your head but you just gotta order normally and get out of there

Forever fav post

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half