Desmond at his bar with 6 massive fuck off tigers chillin in his upstairs apt or some shit
Take over circus maybe? Desmond and his bad habit of recreating an Assassin Bearue
and B- Creating a Fanatically Loyal Assassin Bearu- this particular Eagle keeps adopting random ass birds and being surprised when they stick around (Master Assassins (often referred to as Eagles? Big Fluffy Danger Birds- the whole lot of them)
I love a character who has all the power and charisma in the world and would MUCH RATHER own a dog and read a book and work at a bar itâs so fucking funny
Desmond Miles and His Managerie of Very Dangerous Assassins (and also a circus full of clowns)
That IS his circus and those ARE his monkeys
Have you ever seen those Videos where a person with the very small dog (who is VERY clearly both Very Used to this and also Very Much Enjoys It) basically does a spa routine with the small dog? Like Cucumbers over the eyes, the dogs wearing a fluffy robe, their putting Vaseline on the dogs paws and nose, and the dog just lays there So Perfectly Happy with a dopey doggy grin?
Thatâs Desmond once the circus crews comfortable with him- Desmondâs a Big Ass Eagle who has the urge to preen everything he can get his hands on- and heâs running warm water and soft cloths and brushes,
He Moisturizing Big Paws and brushing fur and fixing the Doctors Feathers and The Circus Crew have no Idea whatâs happening but theyâre in heaven itâs great
Desmondâs basically a walking super calculator and the guys using all that Skill to figure out what scented soap each monster likes best and I Love For Him
Des is the type of guy who needs A Project- wether that be Infiltrating an Enemy Base or just a simple carpentry projects- heâs a guy who likes to be hands on- so having 6 Big Ass Monsters he can both Motherhen and buy shit for and Do Stuff With is very enriching for him
You know that post thatâs like âif you donât give a work dog something to do, theyâll MAKE something to doâ and because theyâre INCREDIBLY intelligent Hyper Active Canines theyâre usually making some form of trouble?
Thatâs Desmond when he doesnât have something to Do- the guys a genetically Altered Super Predator who has a connection To The SUN itself and the guy can only do so much Parkour to release his energy before he gets bored
Heâs remarkably chill and laid back- but that does not change the fact heâs about 230 pound of Nothing but Muscle and Power and about 75 THOUSAND Years worth of Assassin Experience-
It honestly could of been fixed if youâd gotten him like- a dog to take care of
Instead in classic Desmond fashion heâs gone above and beyond and INSTEAD- gotten 6 Apex Predator Maneating Monsters to take care
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