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hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Does anyone know what to do

I.EAT.OYSTER.CRACKERS.LIKE.THEY.ARE.PILLS.

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

*hitting my brain with a rolled up newspaper* I am allowed to be annoying! I am allowed to be wrong! I am allowed to take up space! Not! Everyone! Has! To! Like! Me!

its so fucked that people will be like "yeah i stopped smoking weed because it made me feel like everything was fine, which made me do less" like ok so your primary motivator was fear.

i stopped because it made me think i had mind control powers and i started seeing peoples tattoos as spiders crawling on them

You did have those powers and you lost them permanently because of your weaknesses

hate taking my stupid cursed blade through TSA, it always sets off the metal detector and some idiot always tries to take it off its scabbard and gets their soul stolen