microchips and memories

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series

Hm I’m heading to Tennessee for a wedding this summer, I’ll keep this in mind!

Pictures from back in the gay

@blackkatmagic

This right here is exactly what I think they’re getting sued over. The portrayal of a Holmes that listened to a woman and learned something about himself.

this aged well

My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?

hey betty i know i fucked this up i don’t expect you to forgive me but if i crash your party will you kiss me in the street outside your house in front of all your dumb friends and do you mind if i wear your cardigan that made me feel like your favorite just wondering betty can we go back to the garden 

this MIGHT have something to do with me being gay, but I think women look better in suits than men do

#maybe all ya dystopian futures are just highly localised#and every other country is busy doing their thing#’do you think the US will be attending the olympics this year?’#’I don’t know; I think they still have that hell-portal open’#’I’ll put them down as a maybe’ (via archnemeton)

Ah….. apparently this is.. exactly what happens

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