Casually About To Ruin Everything

twitter in the 60s would be like a photo of ringo on the cover of sgt pepper in the pink outfit captioned "the gender norms are kicking his ass"

cats will see a closed door and they will be like HELLO for the love of god HELLO and then you open it and then theyre like oh okay. bye.

i want to curl my spine like one of those 90s slap bracelets…

oh so it’s YOUR spine now is it

IF IT’S IN MY POSSESSION THAT MAKES IT MINE

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

*has destructive intrusive thoughts* feels good, feels organic

I used to make fun of plankton for being in a relationship with his computer but now look at me

@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you

Cotton eyed joe

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

Their boyfriend proposes to them and the first thing they do is get the ring checked to see if the diamonds are real or not... toxic

Bruh it’s a crow