go here with me to see gabriel vernon nunag as jared kleinman
this guy gave one of the freshest and most fascinating performances as jared iâve ever seen. hereâs a list of moments and line deliveries that made me flip out, with timestamps and screenshots
the little head tilt of [?] after evan says he spent the summer as an apprentice park ranger (6:44) and looking up and down at evan after he says heâs sort of a tree expert now (6:49)
asking âand then you fell?â (6:52) and âdid they [come]?â (7:02) with either genuine concern or sarcasm that sounds very close to it
âwell, my bunk DOMINATED in capture the flagâ delivered with this gesture (7:14). he is SERIOUS about capture the flag
chest tap #1 after telling evan about all the times he definitely got to second base above the bra (7:22)
âyouâre my only⌠family friendâ âOH MY GODâ (17:45)
"heâs GOING to RUIN your LIFE with itâ (18:05)
âyouâre gonna go to the murphysâ house, and explain that the only thing that they have left, Of their Son, is some weird Sex Letterâ˘, that you wrote to yourself!â (21:24)
âweeeell⌠werenât you under oath? in a way?â (21:52)
âwhatever they say about connor, you just nod your head, and you say, âyeah, thatâs true!ââ (22:22)
âgood thing youâre about to tell her the truth about your đ sex letter! đâ (22:50)
âi got skills, sonâ (33:04) delivered with this sequence of poses
chest tap #2 during âyou need to calm yourselfâ (37:00)
âthere is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for anotherâ (37:06) delivered while gesturing to himself on âone manâ and to evan on âanother.â (i swear this was the exact timing. tumblr user nothingunrealistic found dead in miami. iâm alright but i died)
giving evan a couple pats on the shoulder and a thumbs-up after he comes up with âi love my parentsâ (37:33)
chest tap #3 on âyouâre having considerable trouble breathingâ (38:32)
ânoâ [âŚ] âno!â [âŚ] âabsolutely not!â (38:46-38:56) said with a grin on his face like heâs utterly charmed by evanâs idea of friendship as sending each other pictures of trees
âi canât believe you tried to kiss zoe murphy on her brotherâs beEEEed! after he DIEEED!â (56:24)
âyou got to spend some quality time with your fake family aaaand ~snuggle with zoe murphy~â (58:28)
âa massive fundraising driveâ is cut off by evan talking over jared and putting a hand on his chest to keep him from moving any closer. jared takes a few steps back and waits silently until evan comes back over for several seconds of a wordless check-in while alana talks (1:03:00-1:03:11). this isnât unique to gabriel but that check-in lasted a good five seconds⌠what were they communicatingâŚ
after the usual maneuver of jared and alana spinning evan around during ywbf, jared goes for an extra moment of Hand On Evanâs Arm (1:14:06)
âa completely fabricated email exchange that ~*~never happened~*~â (1:19:03)
shifting into his Low Flat Quiet mode of speech from âremember you told me you didnât need my help?â (1:38:13) through âno one at school would even know who you areâ and then getting worked up again staring with âpeople at school actually talk to you nowâ (1:38:39), sounding genuinely pissed and aghast that evan is Almost⌠Popular and near tears on âyeah. i know. you keep saying that.â (1:38:55)
i already talked about his delivery of the dialogue in good for you here (from a different performance), but this boot gives us not only the 0-to-100 escalation of âi could tell everyone everythingâ (1:49:02) and âfuck you, evanâ through tears (1:49:12), but a clear view of jared having a shoulder-shaking sobbing breakdown after his solo (1:49:48-1:50:05), in the tradition started by will roland. still images canât capture it, just go watch