Formerly Becca The Biscuit Baker

My body is but a #weakness au temple.

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

Why is there an ai overview if you search up my username. what. huh

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

i feel like im constantly taking damage

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

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