stupid lamb

I wish Emmett had a cooler vampire power. Like all the vampires are strong? Edward for example gets to read minds and be faster then other vampire. Also I know that newborns are strong, but it is Emmett’s vampire power and he still is weaker than newborn Bella. With that said I would like his vampire power to be cool, but a bit dumb and really fun. Ability to communicate with chickens? Ability to create, shape, and manipulate cheese??

It’s so fucked up that Bella said that if they have a boy he’ll be called Edward Jacob. I wish Edward be like “fine but if it’s a girl her name is gonna be Bella Tanya”. God it is so weird to name your child after your man + your best friend that has a huge crush on you, who you also kissed