Big Up Vegetables

I think it’s very sexy of me to not kno how poker works

Feeling highly lustful on this night and, a little bit gluttonous !

Sluttonous

You have my vote

I think they enjoyed that :))

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

goblin it is

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

No umbrellas we get cleansed by the rain like stevie nicks wanted

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

zodiac signs are real and the only proof you need is that literally all aquariuses are like that. you know what im talking about.

i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

me to the student loan collectors

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT