The Kracken

Absolutely.

Also? Speaking of Audiobooks, I have the following to say: 1. Neil Gaiman's "Sandman" series has an absolutely amazing audiobook version of it. 2. Sadly, it is primarily available through Audible, which is owned by Amazon, which I refuse to buy from and/or give my details to if I can at all avoid it. 3. Now... Gaiman's a great author, and I normally wouldn't advocate pirating his stuff - but he's also successful enough for me to argue that losing the revenue of those few leftist fans in his audience that ideologically refuse to buy from Amazon probably wouldn't make a dent in his finances. As such, I will also make note of the fact that you totally shouldn't google "sandman audiobook free" or similar terms, in order to find a variety of pirated versions of said audiobook. (Similarly, the Sandman comics are also available for free, for those that can't afford to buy the series and would otherwise be unable to read them)

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually

honorable. respectable. where would we be without you

have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade. Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won’t talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend’s parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved, even for a heartbeat.

...volume control is an ADHD thing? I thought I was just inconsiderate and unaware

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

relatable seals at the end there

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

I need more of this shit!

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

#This is exactly why she didn’t win #Men didn’t even know that’s what she was doing #Pride and Prejudice [x]

And I will die on this hill but Chef Boyardee canned pasta is freaking delicious. If you are in a Mood and you want something comforting and tasty you can’t beat it. 

“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel

“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion

#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlight - @snakekarina

if i heard this song carried faintly by the wind, leading me into the deepest darkest part of an ancient forest i literally would not hesitate

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

This is getting better and better.

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

Old movies had the best special effects

The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

@jurassicparkandrecreation

@shepfax

This post just gets better and better with time

Me in gym class

Pretty sure the funniest 10 seconds would just be clipping to first part up to when Buster says “NO, THEY DON’T”

I FELT THAT TOO but i was worried no one else would find it funny

are we not gonna ask how or why buster called out the gay teacher trope so perfectly?

Another Arthur Read

CHRIST ALMIGHTY I CHOKED

Well that had a surprise ending I did not expect

i think about this video a lot

Wtf is going on

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera

Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here

He doesn’t have thumbs he can’t use this life hack, we’re still good to go

nah you can chew through these things eventually

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.