a nightmare dressed like a daydream

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

wild horses could probably drag me away pretty easily in fact

Realistically, I'm pretty sure domesticated horses could also.

I’ll be honest, most horses would have a pretty good shot at moving me a moderate distance

One calm donkey would handle the job for most of us, I think.

going ghost on all social media except for tumblr is the move

I'm gonna need nuance cause it happened gradually, and mom was always candid when answering my questions

Nuance. Same as @maneth985

Nuance. My mom went to the school, I asked her to, the day they had the menstruation talk. After that it was just little bits here and there between her telling me things and asking questions. Plus the book Our Bodies, Ourselves and asking questions after reading.

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again 

you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost

that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.

i found an extended version of the one above in which scrappy is inexplicably out in the woods and the gang, rightly, is scared shitless by him

- horses

- tim