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snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

thoughts have to be tilted in order to go into the right part of brain for solve

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

i think grace teaching on erid was rocky babytrapping him. i think at one point grace was like the only thing i miss about earth is teaching my kids and rocky was like hmm...rocky make some calls.

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to menacingly walk towards a hero with a fireball growing in my hand

You'd think "don't use a fictional creature as an allegory for oppressed minorities and as a horde of vile automatons that it's always okay to kill in the same work at the same time" would be a no brainer, but roughly 70% of all works featuring goblins and/or robots demonstrate otherwise.

Star Wars using this exact formula with droids blows my mind to this day. Like, they really can’t decide whether they’re actually an oppressed group or genuinely mindless automatons whose inner lives we don’t need to worry about.

Given that Solo: A Star Wars Story features a droid liberation activist who's very obviously characterised as a mean-spirited parody of a women's rights activist and whose concerns are consistently treated as misguided and laughable (before they blow her up and use her brain to repair a spaceship), I'm not sure it's that the writers can't decide so much as it that they don't want to say what they really think out loud.

dude i didn’t want to say anything but the other guy in my torture dungeon is straight up ‘painmogging’ you

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

i don’t remember when grace’s food will run out but i think it’s funny if it’s barely enough to get to erid. rocky shows up like “i figured out how to save our whole solar system and also i found this thing. you have one month to figure out how to make him food or else im killing everyone on this planet and then myself”

remember when i didn’t have any idea