Progression is not linear

Blessed.

the most blessed, pure thing…

I WAS NOT EXPECTING STATUS QUO JESUS CHRIST

Discord is an AMAZING song also this is hilarious

This is comedy gold

wow this is actually an excellent little horror piece

if you have a mental illness you know exactly what’s behind that door

that took a sharp left

wow this is actually an excellent little horror piece

if you have a mental illness you know exactly what’s behind that door

that took a sharp left

This took forever to load and it did not disappoint.

Encounter: a shapeshifting but unintelligent red ooze that got some ideas from some Sirens and is trying its damnedest to be alluring in hopes of snagging horny adventurers

being diagnosed later in life is like watching a tv show with a huge plot twist revealed at the end of a season, and then rewatching it with this new knowledge, picking up on all the foreshadowing, and getting upset that you didn’t see all of it before

Subtitle: Being A Woman At The Doctor’s Office And Finally Being Listened To

Lol @usagichan97

“Bad acne note”

It’s like if a foghorn came to life and had perfect pitch, it would be that guy. What a goddamn delight.

astrology is gay you heard it here first folks

oh, to be innocent and think this is just a pride flag

I’ve never read a “homestuck” anything in my life but boy do I know a homestuck post when I see one.

the year is 2027. the met gala theme is dashcon. i arrive in a navy parachute-nylon gown with a shimmering, mile long train containing a diving board, depth markers and hundreds of plastic balls. the vogue style editor dressed as Dr. Whostuck pulls me aside and begs to know the designer. i smile enigmatically and simply say, “it’s a ball gown.” all of the reporters are wearing mishapocalypse masks

op do u take constructive criticism ?

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#i know exactly how cursed it felt to read this #bc i had to experience the horror of writing it

I would wear a mile long dress of the what color is the sky post

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